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He told me to video him doing this. Though it will never happen in real life, he still feels accomplished for making it look cool. Thank you for your support.

I don’t even care!

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—	Dalton Weed

Ask my dad!!!

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—	Dalton Weed

Eating lunch helps you gain weight.

Men’s leg wear keeps going higher and higher. Soon we will be wearing tights. I already do but…

How touching.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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—	Whitney Brown

Is it good if a vaccuum really sucks?

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My Coach

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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—	Brandon Bair

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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—	Parker Sievert